Ells isn't a thief! Ells just get's thirsty sometimes... But the bar guards beat Ells for drinking the rum. So Ells gotta go drink rum from the distillery when no one's looking... No-one else shares with Ells like you do.

Ells is a Unique Recruit. He is a fat, alcoholic, simple-minded Empire citizen with a small bounty on his head for stealing alcohol from distilleries, which can expire like all small bounties. He wanders around town, begging for food. When recruited, he has 3 bottles of cactus rum in his inventory.

He can be found in Sho-Battai, no matter what World States are affecting it. He will join the player after they give him 300 Cats.

He has a Dumb Personality. They wear no armour. He doesn't have any lines of unique dialogue in zone entries but he does have a unique dialogue package.

Race: Greenlander

Gender: Male

Eyewitness description: 'Fat as a bughouse'

Public nuisance wanted on account of multiple bar thefts.

REWARD: c.1,000

He is incorrectly described as a Greenlander on his bounty description.


Attributes Level
Strength 1
Toughness 1
Dexterity 1
Perception 1

Combat Skills Level
Melee Attack 1
Melee Defence 1
Dodge 1
Martial Arts 1

Weapon Skills Level
Katanas 1
Sabres 1
Hackers 1
Heavy Weapons 1
Blunt 1
Polearms 1

Ranged Skills Level
Turrets 1
Crossbows 1
Precision Shooting 1

Thievery Skills Level
Stealth 15
Lockpicking 1
Thievery 25
Assassination 1

Athletic Skills Level
Athletics 1
Swimming 1

Science Skills Level
Field Medic 5
Engineer 1
Robotics 1
Science 1

Trade Skills Level
Weapon Smith 1
Armour Smith 1
Crossbow Smith 1
Labouring 1
Farming 1
Cooking 1

Free Attribute Points 20
The Statistics here are taken from FCS. Players should be aware that non-player characters also level up while fighting.

Trivia Edit

  • His original name was "Pickles", which can be found in his dialogue package in the FCS.
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