Crumblejon is a Unique Recruit found in Mongrel. His dialog consists mostly of you pestering him, with him getting annoyed and refusing to join your squad. It is however possible to get him to accept at no cost. He will also attempt to convince female members of your squad to give him a massage.

They wear no armour and have weapons manufactured by Ancient. If he dies or is already recruited a generic sword for hire will spawn.


Attributes Level
Strength 24
Toughness 10
Dexterity 10
Perception 1

Combat Skills Level
Melee Attack, Melee Defence 10
Dodge, Martial Arts 10/10

Weapon Skills Level
Blunt, Hackers, Heavy, Katanas, Polearms, Sabres 10

Ranged Skills Level
Turrets 10
Crossbows 1
Precision Shooting 10

Thievery Skills Level
Stealth, Lockpicking, Thievery 1
Assassination 10/2

Athletic Skills Level
Athletics, Swimming 10

Science Skills Level
Field Medic 10
Engineer, Robotics, Science 1

Trade Skills Level
Weapon Smith, Armour Smith, Labouring, Farming, Cooking 1

Stats randomize by 0
The Statistics here are taken from FCS. Players should be aware that non-player characters also level up while fighting.

Dialogue Edit

When Crumblejon being kept as prisoners of cannibals, he would say something like this

Crumblejon: Fuck.

Crumblejon: Really, I'm too old and sinewy. You don't want to eat me...

Crumblejon: You'll kill me, cook me up, take a bite and spit me right back out...

Crumblejon: ... You can't even understand what I'm saying, can you?...

Crumblejon: FUCK.

Age Edit

According to some dialogue Crumblejon is at least 45 years old.

Crumblejon: "Reach fourty five and you feel pain you never would have thought even existed..."

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